Review: Alice in Wonderland a Dull, Joyless Tea Party
Review in a Hurry: Director Tim Burton and Johnny Depp reteam for their seventh(!) film together, a reimagining of the Lewis Carroll books. This updated Alice should’ve been madly inventive,…
Review: Brooklyn’s Finest Is Just So-So
Review in a Hurry: The lives of three troubled law enforcement officers intersect in another tale of crime and corruption in NYC. But the A-list cast can’t elevate Brooklyn’s Finest…
Review: Cop Out a Dirty Funny Spoofy Buddy Movie
Review in a Hurry: Too-fat-to-fly director Kevin Smith steps outside his normal comfort zone with a tribute to the cop-buddy comedies of the ’80s, starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. While…
Review: The Crazies a Zombie Flick With Some Brains
Review in a Hurry: This remake of George A. Romero’s 1973 not-quite-a-zombie flick is more effective as a thrill ride than as a truly scary experience. Plus, seeing Timothy Olyphant and Radha…
Review: Shutter Island Insanely Bad
Review in a Hurry: Martin Scorsese strands Leonardo DiCaprio with a bad Boston accent on a creepy island in the ’50s, looking for an escaped mental patient and finding more than he bargained…
Review: The Ghost Writer a Clever Thriller With Real-World Twists
Review in a Hurry: Yep, Roman Polanski’s still got it. With dry humor and expertly timed suspense, the director throws Ewan McGregor into a conspiracy theory plot involving a Tony Blair-like…
(PHOTO) Do You Know a Super Hot Woman?
Do you know a sexy woman that looks like this?
Or are you hoping to meet a girl as hot as this?
Okay, maybe none of the hot women you know or meet will look exactly like the above, but if you want to impress the pants off any lady, memorize the following. Bonus: it’s easier and more effective than fighting your way to the bar to buy your way into her attention with a pink drink.
You: “Hey, you are the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen. You should totally enter Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest!”
Smokin’ Lady: “Awww, that’s so sweet, thank you! But do you really think I should enter? I mean, there are so many girls who enter…”
You: “Definitely. You would have no competition.”
Smokin Lady: “I love you.”
Review: Valentine’s Day Stuffs Too Many Stars Into a Movie-Shaped Box
Review in a Hurry: So many stars go whizzing by, the flick is more like Space Mountain: No cohesive story, but kinda fun nonetheless.
The Bigger Picture: Meet Liz (Anne Hathaway), a…
Review: The Wolfman a Gleeful, Gothy Gorefest
Review in a Hurry: Benicio Del Toro gets hairier and crazier than usual as Lawrence Talbot, an Anglo-American actor and unlikely spawn of Anthony Hopkins, who becomes particularly dangerous,…
Reviews: The Lightning Thief a Herculean Bore
Review in a Hurry: Greek gods may be cool right now, but even hardcore mythology geeks—and fans of the popular Percy Jackson kids’ books—will have a tough time putting up with this…