Archive for February, 2010

Review: Cop Out a Dirty Funny Spoofy Buddy Movie

Review in a Hurry: Too-fat-to-fly director Kevin Smith steps outside his normal comfort zone with a tribute to the cop-buddy comedies of the '80s, sta...

 

Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Cop OutReview in a Hurry: Too-fat-to-fly director Kevin Smith steps outside his normal comfort zone with a tribute to the cop-buddy comedies of the ’80s, starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. While…


Review: The Crazies a Zombie Flick With Some Brains

 

The Crazies, Timothy OlyphantReview in a Hurry: This remake of George A. Romero’s 1973 not-quite-a-zombie flick is more effective as a thrill ride than as a truly scary experience. Plus, seeing Timothy Olyphant and Radha…


Review: Shutter Island Insanely Bad

 

Mark Ruffalo, Leonardo Dicaprio, Shutter IslandReview in a Hurry: Martin Scorsese strands Leonardo DiCaprio with a bad Boston accent on a creepy island in the ’50s, looking for an escaped mental patient and finding more than he bargained…


Review: The Ghost Writer a Clever Thriller With Real-World Twists

 

Ghost Writer, Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregorReview in a Hurry: Yep, Roman Polanski’s still got it. With dry humor and expertly timed suspense, the director throws Ewan McGregor into a conspiracy theory plot involving a Tony Blair-like…


(PHOTO) Do You Know a Super Hot Woman?

 

Do you know a sexy woman that looks like this?


Or are you hoping to meet a girl as hot as this?

Okay, maybe none of the hot women you know or meet will look exactly like the above, but if you want to impress the pants off any lady, memorize the following. Bonus: it’s easier and more effective than fighting your way to the bar to buy your way into her attention with a pink drink.

You: “Hey, you are the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen. You should totally enter Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest!”

Smokin’ Lady: “Awww, that’s so sweet, thank you! But do you really think I should enter? I mean, there are so many girls who enter…”

You: “Definitely. You would have no competition.”

Smokin Lady: “I love you.”

Review: Valentine’s Day Stuffs Too Many Stars Into a Movie-Shaped Box

 

Valentines Day, Jessica Alba, Ashton KutcherReview in a Hurry: So many stars go whizzing by, the flick is more like Space Mountain: No cohesive story, but kinda fun nonetheless.
The Bigger Picture: Meet Liz (Anne Hathaway), a…


Review: The Wolfman a Gleeful, Gothy Gorefest

 

The Wolfman, Emily Blunt, Benicio Del ToroReview in a Hurry: Benicio Del Toro gets hairier and crazier than usual as Lawrence Talbot, an Anglo-American actor and unlikely spawn of Anthony Hopkins, who becomes particularly dangerous,…


Reviews: The Lightning Thief a Herculean Bore

 

The Lightning Thief, Logan Lerman, Uma ThurmanReview in a Hurry: Greek gods may be cool right now, but even hardcore mythology geeks—and fans of the popular Percy Jackson kids’ books—will have a tough time putting up with this…


(PHOTOS) Jennifer Aniston’s blurry nipple

 

In this photo: Jennifer Aniston in Cabo San Lucas (Full Size version is NSFW)


I put off posting these all day because, personally, I prefer a naked Anna Torv and Blake Lively through a telephoto lens over a pack of cougars in bikinis. Fortunately that move paid off because I had time to notice Jennifer Aniston’s right breast is completely hanging out while she’s talking to Sheryl Crow in Mexico over the weekend. Granted the pic is a tad blurry, but that’s definitely an areola and nipple. Trust me, I own a magnifying glass and one of those Sherlock Holmes hats so it’s impossible for me to tell a lie.

(PIC) Miranda Kerr (Orlando Bloom’s Girlfriend) GQ Photos

 

Miranda Kerr is many things. She’s a supermodel, a Victoria’s Secret model, girlfriend to ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star Orlando Bloom. She’s also very naked in the February issue of GQ magazine, posing in the buff for a very sensual photo spread shot by Alexi Lubomirski. If you think the photo you’re seeing in the top of this article is sexy, just wait until you see the one after the jump.

While there’s not much of an interview to go along with the photo spread, we think this is probably one of those cases where the pictures have far more impact than anything Miss Kerr would say. For more Kerr hotness, see her entire (and even racier) photo spread at GQ.com.