Super Movie Review

Review: Salt a Flavorless, Muddled Mess

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 01:00:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: You’d hope an action thriller called Salt might at least have some kick to it and raise your blood pressure a bit. But this muddle, starring Angelina Jolie as a maybe,…

Review: Ramona and Beezus a Wise and Whimsical Good Time

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:59:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: Ramona and Beezus is really more about Ramona, but since star Selena Gomez plays Beezus, her marquee mention must have been a requirement from the suits in the corner…

(Mostly) Spoiler-Free Review: Inception a Total Dream

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:45:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: It’s tough to review a movie when everyone you mention the title to sticks their fingers in their ears and goes “LALALALA! No spoilers!” So all we’ll say to…

Review: Sorcerer’s Apprentice a Magical Time at the Movies

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 21:20:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: It’s some kind of magic. Against many odds, a big-budget Jerry Bruckheimer remake—of a story best known with Mickey Mouse in the lead!—manages to hit every mark…

Review: Despicable Me Formulaic but Gleefully Fun

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:29:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: A self-proclaimed supervillain plots to steal the moon but then encounters an even greater challenge: caring for three adorable orphan girls. You gotta watch out for those…

Review: Predators a Spinoff Done the Right Way

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: The spinoff movies featuring those acid-bleeding aliens didn’t work out so well, so this time, the big, disappearing, dreadlocked hunters from outer space must face off…

Review: The Last Airbender Epically Boring

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 20:12:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: In a martial-arts world divided into four elemental kingdoms—fire, water, air and earth—a kid with the ability to manipulate all the elements has the power to bring…

Review: Eclipse Just as Bad as Other Twilight Movies

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:00:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: The Twi-hards will adore The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, no matter what. It’s made for people who thought the first movie was quality cinema, after all, and for them, our grade…

Review: Grown Ups Just Needs to Grow Up, Already

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 03:00:00 +0000

Review in a Hurry: Oh grow up already! In this lazy, lame-o comedy, five best buds reunite some 30 years after their middle-school basket ball championship and reminisce about those glory days….

Review: Knight and Day Coulda Been a Contender

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:45:17 +0000

Review in a Hurry: More of an old-fashioned screwball comedy than an action blockbuster, Knight and Day features Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz at their most charismatic, charming each…